When I was younger, I learned how to pee in a toilet. This had to be around the four years old stage of my life. Since then, I have had about a 90 percent shot of actually hitting the toilet, and not the seat or floor while peeing.
So, I don't get why Men's bathroom's tend to be freakin' messes, with urine over seats and on the floor. What's the deal? Are people retarded? Ugh, makes me want to buy a baseball bat and beat people.