Return to consciousness

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johnnydeppfan

It's likely that all you fans out there thought this pitiful JDOCD victim had just wafted off into Neverland, never to return. Nah...it just took me that long to recover from that interview on BRAVO. Me thinks it might be time to peel meself off the floor and get on with me daily lust. (Not that I HAVEN'T been doing that on a regular basis.)

During these past 4 months, while enveloped in this lust induced coma of deep spiritual contemplation, I’ve come to an enlightening discovery. I have found the answer to the creationism vs. evolution debate:

Johnny Depp is the MAN that God created “in His own image.” All other men evolved from apes. (WOMAN, of course, came from Johnny’s rib, not the ape’s.)

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hypnagogic on

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And of course today, June 9th, is the anniversary of his birthday. How will you celebrate?

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johnnydeppfan on

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Well, it will no doubt include some sort of movie-thon (or at least one). I should've at LEAST asked for the day off from work so I could celebrate accordingly! Any suggestions?!

More importantly, how do you think HE will celebrate? Probably very quietly these days, surrounded by loved ones and little children. I'm so glad he has found peace and personal bliss. It seems to have made him an even better man than he was to begin with.

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hypnagogic on

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Last I heard (and really, though I have him Keyworded via Yahoo! I am not a cyberstalking groupie who hangs on everything he does just because he is Johnny Depp ~ the man earns my favor each time out) he was working on the sequels to PotC. I doubt this day is much to him, though wife and kids will likely do gifts and all that. Now how to celebrate... well, rereading F & L in Las Vegas to share memories of his friend with one's friends may be suitable. I don't know!

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johnnydeppfan on

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F&L...now that sounds good! Actually, it was between F&L and Chocolat...but of course the latter would require a trip to the store on the way home for some chocolate! Hmm, it's a toss up...

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goddesseunomia on

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Johnny Depp IS the hottest hunk of male flesh around. I totally agree.

But I don't agree about the woman being created from anyone's rib..... let alone Johnny's.

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johnnydeppfan on

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DAMN. Burst my bubble why don't ya...

...and I thought I had it all figured out.

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goddesseunomia on

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HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! You're fucking funny! You've been reading my blog, haven't you!

I love a wise-ass!

Seriously!

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freeforever on

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Nice picture of Johnny....I absolutely love him. I just bought Finding Neverland. I love it.....I need to get season 2 of 21 Jumpstreet......I love him and he so damn hot.

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johnnydeppfan on

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Neverland was wonderful. Wish I could find out how to get there!