GOOD > In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect > spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered > the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand > painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" > > The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign > reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell > lemonade!)

> > > > BETTER > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an > automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. > Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

> > > > BEST > A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX > State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she > said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police > Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a > moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He > then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was > laughing too hard to start her car.