I was talking about things that people wanted to know about me. And Hauntedwhisper asked about something funny in my past so I said which funny thing do you want to know? I have a dozen or more funny things to think that are funny and I listed a few and I guess the few words of 'the time when my brother almost turned into cheese' caught an interest, so heres what happend.
We were living in a town in Germany. My dad was out in the field or something idk. Ya know how when your in the military sometimes that person is gone for like 3 to 6 months easly at a time away from the family for work. So it was one of those times when my dad was away for a few months so me, my mom, and brother along with a lady and her daughter who lived across the hall decided to go to Holland over night or two nights. We went on the bus and went off. So one of the things we did was go to a farm where they kept cows, milked em with those metal milker thingys, and then had a warehouse where they made cheese. They had shelves and shelves and shelves of different cheeses. We were given a tour of how they took the milk out of the cows, where it went, the process of how they made cheese. So we made our way to where the big vats of melted cheese were churning into what cheese is. Its basically this big metal bowl with these big mixed things turning around in circles. There were a couple of steps that go up to the top of the vat not too high maybe like 5 feet total. So my brother decides to run off. My mom looks down to see if me and my brother were still next to her. She starts to panic and is like OMG WHERES MY BABY!!!!!! She looks up and the tour guide who worked there held my brother in his hand by the straps of my brothers overalls! The guy said 'Whoevers kid this is, was just leaning over the vat and almost turned into cheese'
So my brother almost fell into the vat and got churned into cheese. So thats how my brother almost turned into cheese.