Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '

I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,
' I outlived the bitches. '



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HAUNTEDWHISPER on
Re: All women should live so long as this lady HAHA!!
haha
SaphyraW316 on
Re: All women should live so long as this lady HAHA!!
LOL! OH MY GOSH! I gotta tell my mother that joke!

 

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hpettus on
Re: All women should live so long as this lady HAHA!!
I'm glad to spread the love

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SaphyraW316 on
Re: All women should live so long as this lady HAHA!!
LOL, you should be! That joke made my week.  Mum lost her job and house(which came with the job) so now we have to vacate the premises by December 13th.

 

 Mom thought it was good!

 

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hpettus on
Re: All women should live so long as this lady HAHA!!
Awe man I'm sorry to hear that. Hope everything turns out for the best

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SaphyraW316 on
Re: All women should live so long as this lady HAHA!!
It should.  I think this is God's way of telling us to move on from this town because we keep running into Mom's third exhusband.  He's really starting to get on my nerves.  It's like an annoying pebble.

 

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