Mr. H is on 2 different 'fantasy-football' teams this year (for monopoly money) and 1 NASCAR fantasy team (more monopoly money).  This translates into 'THANK GOD WE HAVE 5 TV'S IN THE HOUSE'.   The main TV, earlier today, was flipping between 2 football games and the race.  I asked him if we had the ability to view multiple channels on the TV in the livingroom (picture in picture I believe) he shot me an irritated look and said he wanted to watch the game full screen instead of having all 3 showing at the same time.  Since it is Sunday, basically the main TV has been on sports all f*cking day long.

Can you say 'Couch Potato'?

Currently the main TV is on another football game so I humored him and sat down for a bit and 'watched' the game.  I actually watched it and payed attention to what was going on.  After watching for 30 minutes I turned to ask him a question (so he would know that I was actually watching).  What I asked was:

'I wonder just how many germs they ingest after handling the ball and each other's butts then licking their fingers'

I think I pissed him off.