Strangely erotic.

What? No cunt-sucker?

Catfish are in the creek...

Well, dangle your rod over the water and maybe you'll get a bite.

I've yet to decide whether or not that was an innuendo.

sick

At least he wasn't talking about setting the hook.

Clarification: It wasn't. It was a double-entendre.

Don't use foreign terms, you may confuse Andrew.

Oops... and I began with a five-syllable word. My apologies. 

You both are such jerks. Of course I would know Frenchese, and that language has words with five vowels in a row. Take that, Mr. Five Syllables.

jerks.

I'd be more impressed if they had words with five consonants in a row.

Yeah, it does not take much to impress you.

Well, then show me the consonants!

Vowels > Consonants

Not so much.

Angsts.
Strengths.
Thousandths.
Eighths.
Lengths.
Witchcraft.

Thank you very much!

you are all so weird, it's deeply disturbing..........

Hey, we're not beating our wives or smoking crack.

i think that would qualify you as MORE normal

Touche'
If you only knew how "normal" normal can be.

i've had nightmares about it

Schweet Dreems huh?

only to you lol.

Naaah.

yeah i know lol.........

By the way, your timing sucks.  I was downstairs getting watermelon, and didn't see your IM until just as you signed off.

muahahahah........... that was my plan the whole time!!!  but it's ok, i had plenty of fun without you lol.

How about combining some of them.  My college roomate always enjoyed calling people VBFs, vaginal blood farts.

sounds yummy lol