Well, I'm 2 for 2. If I get rejected from RIT, I decided that I'm going to move to India and start an order of monks who worship the intrinsic* paradox of the existence of Chaos among Order as represented by the physical manifestation of both Chuck Norris and David Bowie on the same mortal plane.
My Order of Monks will live deep within the mountains of India, spending most of the day in meditation. When we aren't meditating upon the wonders of The Bowie, we are practicing every form of Martial Arts known to man (and some that aren't) in order to one day hope to become half as mighty as Chuck Norris.
Also: the members of my order will be completely free from gender expectations, following the example of Our Lord Bowie (mayhereigntheheavensforalleternity). This means that if you are male, and want to wear a dress or make-up, go for it. You are not required to do so, but you have the opportunity. If females wish to wear pants and belch, more power to them.
I have two people confirming that they will come with me. Any other takers?
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