I'm not surprised Flarq remembered The Creature From The Black Lagoon--great flick.  The good news is, he's consderably smaller than Dickhead, and probably can be dispatched with one of Duq's cleavers (or his chili).

Remember when you could get those 3D glasses from the 7 Eleven for when that movie was played on TV?  I was lil, so it was a loooooooooong time ago....

The only thing that looked anywhere close to being 3D was a part when fish swam by, but it was the coolest.thing.ever.

Edna said for me to tell you "Me-ouch.", Gus.

At  least you acknowledge you HAVE a purported ex-wife. Baby steps, Gus....
Of course in the sitation you and crew are in now, I don't know if a break-through will help you at this point or not.

how can you tell that is a female monster?  perhaps you should not answer that question in a public forum... 

Not quite Godzilla vs Rodan, there seems to be a difference in size.  Unless the scrimshaw is scaled down.