The sperm whale is named for the valuable spermaceti oil in its head. That's why in olden days whalers happily reported to their their wives that they'd gotten head.

When I get the bastard that ate my wife, kid and arm, I've been dreaming of one of two things: 1. Drain the head, sell the sperm, use the money to buy an airplane hangar, convert it into a house and mount the whale's head on the wall like a trophy 2. Not do the first thing and instead get some new clothes and a regular house.

*More education for Janet to share with her kids:
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nikola1tesla on
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I wish I could give you the head you need Gus, so you could drain your sperm, get the head up & mount it to your heart's desire.

That airplane hanger idea sounds great.

 Personally, I'd love to see you taking good care of yourself rather than building a whale's head shrine to vengeance, but at this point babe-- whatever floats your boat.

 I'm off to stalk that whale again. 

codei77 on
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I route for moving on and enjoying the rest of your life.  But, then again, you can do both 1 and 2. 

I still have this incredible hope of something I mentioned to you before.  You didn't post it, probably because it was a bad thought, but, in case not, I'll keep it to myself.  I hope you remember what it was.

Tell me, is your whale a hump back, all this talk of spermaceti gets me to believing it is.  Har har.

hypnagogic on
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What, no more gazebo plans?   And you may wish to consider reserving some of the oil for your own cooking and shrine purposes also.  Just a thought. 

And, Gus, if you open that whale up... are you not.....concerned ...over what remains remain?  :ats Gus's shoulder::  sorry, had to ask

bloggermouth on
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Hey Gus

Have you checked the sperm bank to see if they are taking the kind of currency you are talking about? If they do, what is the exchange rate?

Smart Ken

bardsinister on
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So why the pleased smiles when they reported they'd gotten some tail?


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