A change up / curve ball / sinker whatever the hell they call it.  Sorry it was a good plan, can Moses part the sea?

Good point WendyinChicago, he did it once, perhaps again?

I'm still waiting on that heart...

STOP WISHING on that damn Sunoco thing.  It's like Thing #1 and Thing#2 from the Dr. Seuss story, the opposite of what you ask for is given.