George W. Ferris

is the answer George was looking for. Of note, George (our George) was hit in the head very hard, many times during his life and as a result is highly stupid. In any case, everyone who entered wins (relatively speaking) a date with him on the Georgette.

Now, back to the srious business of whaling, the blubbery bastard's got away again. If you see him over the weekend, please pop a note to the Gus Openshaw's Whale-Killing Page