All hail Princess R9...

Here's Flarq's scrimshaw rendition of her highness, followed by notes of tribute (that's what the scourges said they were going to write anyway) from two admirers of hers from my crew:


Dear Princess R9: You give good scrimshaw. I'd love to see your actual pix, and if they're even half as hot-looking, I'd love to take you out to a really classy restaurant and buy you several drinks.

Ping me, Nelson Cooke, First Mate/Author


Deer Printcess R8: Will you merry me? Ime a former famis athleat so you no Ime real good at secks.

Cintcerely, George.

Pee Yes: If you merry me insted of Nelsun, I won't steel all the stuff in yore palice


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