***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK, May 3, 2009***

"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

Now hit the switch! It's alive! It's alive! It's the Flavour of the Week!!!

It's the Flavour of the Week, bay-bee...

At this point in time it appears that there will be no new issue of the world's greatest publication as voted on by the readers of the Flavour of the Week. I will be out of the office for almost the entire week and I know for a fact that the ghost of Ernest Hemingway will slack off whilst I do things that require me to be far far away. (Why I ever hired him back I'll never know.) But so it is and we will try so much harder to make the next published edition something that will make the whole world smile...

Or not...

This week’s area of the world of the week is the Kyle, Texas area - SALUTE!!!

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

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http://www.philotronix.com
They's good folk...
Need a web designer? Go to:
http://www.vbwebdesign.com
He's good folks, and he actually reads this...
***HOLIDAY TAKER OF THE WEEK***
Me!!!
Who did you think, silly rabbit?
Yep, going out of state somehwere far from the Internet...
Well, not actually that far from the Internet for the Internet is everywhere...
Just far from Internet access...
OK, if I had a satellite uplink then I would have access...
But I don't, OK?

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - TSO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"Supporting Caste" by Propagandhi
Hey! it's from this year...
And it still has that new CD smell...
Buy a copy and smell for yourself...
You will be amazed...

Eris' Temple of Delusion & Commerce!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/Erisian_Delight
It's like teatime for the soul where everyone here paints himself red and eats monkeys!!!

***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
Klondike
White House Cherry
This is the only thing I wish to see in the White House...
And so tasty too...
Vote White House Cherry in '12...
Thank you...

This has been a paid advertisement from the Committee to Elect White House Cherry '12...

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
THE NEW FAIRY TALE!!!
A Long Night's Journey into Day!
THE BOOK OF TOAST!!!
Psalm27 of Eris
THE NEW HAT!!!
We are the Revolution Hat!
THE NEW STICKER!!!
The Shut up and Drive Sticker

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES & OTHER SITES***

***BUY A T-SHIRT SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
WS Design
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
YOU'LL RUN THE BILL UP, KID, HO, HO ,HO!!!
MY PLACE IS HERE WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE!!!
NEVER QUESTION MR. NIBBLES!!!
LOOK A UNICORN!!!
PRIME RIB IS THE ÜBERMEAT!!!
SEE YA LATER CRAZY MUTANT DESERT GUYS!!!
TAKE A TRAIN TO HAPPYTOWN, WOO-WOO!!!
MONKEY WANTS MY BURGER!!!
SHE MAKES A MAN WANT TO BE A MINIATURE HORSE!!!
GOODNIGHT AND BIG BALLS!!!
I COULD FIND A BETTER DEAL IN MY SLEEP - IF I SLEPT!!!
THINK WITH YOUR DIPSTICK, JIMMY!!!

***DISCLAIMER***
Due to international mailing of this feature
remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
available everywhere!

***CRYIN' LIKE A GIRLIE-MAN***
If ya want to sponsor any section of this
mailing, let me know, I'm very cheap, dammit!
And it doesn't have to involve cash...

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Ya understand? Sue me if you wish, bay-bee...

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