Ninjas v. Pirates v. Samurai v. Knights v. Monks v. Mages v. Psychics

For all of you who were deeply interested in the outcome of the supreme court case The Organization of Clan and Damacy Ninjas v. Pirates et al in the supreme court, this new case showing blatant governmental ninja discrimination may shed some light on the over flowing ninjist controversy. http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/ledgerenquirer/14333392.htm

And frankly, since my readers have asked so much, I am definately a pirate person. In the case of Vassal and Renegade Knights Association v. The Confederation of Ronin and Damacy Samurai, I am still up in the air... mainly because they decided to use me as a strength training device.

In Planned Monkhood v. The Mages Guild of District 502 v. Coalition of Psychics, I am a split vote, hoping for a decision stating that Psychic Monks create the best compromise for the American People.

Tell me your votes in these cases and I will tally them and select a winner for each case and an overall winner:

The Organization of Clan and Damacy Ninjas v. Pirates et al
Vassal and Renegade Knights Association v. The Confederation of Ronin and Damacy Samurai
In Planned Monkhood v. The Mages Guild of District 502 v. Coalition of Psychics