I guess all of you know I am suing the manufacturer of Pall Mall cigarettes, because their product did not kill me, and mow I am eighty four.
Listen:
I studied anthropology at the University of Chicago after the second world war,
the last one we ever won.
And the physical anthropologists, who had studies human skulls going back maybe thousands of years said we were only supposed to live 35 years or so, because that is how long our teeth would last without modern dentistry.

Weren't those the good old days: thirty-five years or so, and we are out of here. Talk about intelligent design! Now all the Baby Boomers who can afford dentistry and health insurance, poor bastards, are going to live to be a hundred!

Maybe we should outlaw dentistry. And maybe doctors should quit curing pneumonia, which used to be called the old peoples' friend".....