Signs you're a useless excuse for a human being..err, i mean, teacher

Number One: When you ask questions, no one answers you. Do you know why?  Not because they don't know the answer, it's because it's painfully obvious that you wouldn't without your precious answer key. 

Number Two:  It may seem like you explain things really well when someone asks for help, but the reason why we say "ok, thanks" after your first sentence of explanation is because that even though we may not fully understand the concept, we know enough to realize you just answered our question with  something really retarded that doesn't even make sense.

Sublist: Signs you don't know how to create a test
1) Three people walk out 15 minutes into the test, one exclaiming "Fuck this" in a loud stressed out voice.
2) You waste our time with dozens and dozens of "review questions", only to create a test that doesn't concern any of the material you assigned us to review.
3) Everyone (except the three who walked out) are there attempting to write your sorry excuse for a test for five minutes after the bell rings, despite your efforts to cut us off at the time limit.
4)  As people are filing out of your classroom, you hear several people exclaiming,  "What the FUCK was that?"
5) Your test is the equivelent of drawing a crude crayon picture of a monkey and asking us to calculate spending and efficiency variances for 2005 based on the data given.

Number Three: You have to hand out fake money for rewards in order to get anyone to attend your stupid class, and later penalize people who don't tak ethe bait by counting money for marks later in the term.

And Number Four: A school loving keener like me hates you!