Howdy Howdy all!
*A Rare Complaint Post*
Today must be one of those "one of those days" that I always hear about. Technically it started last night for me somehow. I was just irritated you know. I mean I just wanted to like scream or fight or something, right? I don't know but then today it just got more fucking perfect.
1. I wont be going out of town like I wanted because I need to pay the rent and a bunch of other bills that I got behind on over the last few months. I REALLY wanted to go somewhere too, being a responsible adult sucks fucking CLOWN NUTS (and anyone who knows me knows that I am terrified of clowns and monkeys)! Whatever. I know that I will catch up and then I will be able to do something fun for myself. I need a fucking sponsor is what I need. I swear to Goddess one day I am going to just up and disappear. Just be OUT, fucking GHOST son! AAAHHHHHHH! Shit, fucking, hell, damn, ass, I just wanna walk around freaking ranting and cussing like the damn sidewalk prophets on hot days downtown. But Nooooooooo I have to be gainfully employed and fond of food, shelter and showers! What- The -Fuck Ever! NEXT!
2. My laptop is pretty old but it gets the job done, for the most part. Well lately( like a few weeks or so ago) the damn ac adapter power cord developed a short of some kind. Now you have to jiggle this bitch this way and that for it to keep giving the good stuff to the damn machine. It is so damn annoying but I try not to let it get to me. I just keep calm and jiggle the mutha fucka until contact is made. Fine. Well it of course has gotten harder and harder for the connection to....you know....connect and so I decided to get a new adapter. I get up first thing, see to my morning ritual and head out for the cord.
- Office Depot--NOPE (in their defense the half wit of a sales associate took me to the isle that they SHOULD have been on, which btw has nothing but telephone accessories on it! He then announces again that "well this is where they should be" and just turns and walks off! Curse you Fucking Fetal Alcohol Syndrome! (I know, I know, this wasn't right but damn-it I work retail and have never given this kind of shitty service!)
- Walmart (THE ACTUAL PIT OF BLOODY FUCKING HELL)-- NOPE!
Well fuck you too SO CALLED GLOBALIZATION!
Why ain't there some damn sweat shop somewhere in one of them places ending in "AGUA" or "AGUAY" where the next scientist
could be studying but is instead producing my fucking power cord with bloody, printless, fingertips?!
I finally stop at Radio Shack and guess what? They can get me one! Woo HOO! It will only cost $149.00! WHAT THE SWEATY HUMID HELL?!
Fuck you Thomas and Rafael (The names on the badges of the clerks with the shit eating grins)! Kiss my annoyed, starving and likely dehydrated ASS!
But Wait! If I bring my laptop in then they can probably get me a reasonable copy of the adapter I need....wait for it....wait for it... For only $89.94.
Why don't you two Nimrods blow each other for fucking free! NEXT!
3. I leave and go to the Pawn shop next door to clear my head and kinda window shop until the next bus since the one that just passed by floored it when the driver saw my musty ass running and waving!
EAT ME 82 Westhiemer bus!
In the Pawn shop I spy a gem! a $15 simple little steam cleaner for your everyday small jobs. What a find! This day is looking up! We plug it in and guess what? The brush action doesn't work but they have another one that I can by that Definitely works for 60 bucks!
You Mother Fucker! I hope your pets shit in your fucking cereal You bait and switching S.O.B! NEXT!
4. So I leave the Pawn Shop, hop on the next bus where no one had sent me the memo that it was jackass day, although judging from the day I had already had, I shoulda fucken known!
A raving drunk of a Veteran is shouting about which guns will "blow our fucking heads off" which pisses off the country boy in the ten gallon hat. They exchange words and finally the cowboy shuts off the Vet. Fine. Well then a stupid little wench of a teenager sits down and decides that she has had enough gum. The little heathen spits it on the floor, only to MISS the damn floor and catch the left shoe of the guy sitting on her right. She doesn't even motion to get it off!
She decides to open a yogurt and try to eat it. The flavor doesn't suit her sophisticated pallete(
sp) and so she just sits the FULL container on the floor and goes into her bag for some string cheese. She opens it, the bus hits a bump and it lands on the floor, where she of course LEAVES it!
By now The guy notices the gum and asks, "Did you spit this gum on my shoe?" She smirks and says NO. WHAT????? Just say "
OMG I'm sorry, lemme find a piece of paper and get that off." NOPE.
The guy reaches into his bag, gets a piece of paper and takes the gum off. Rings the bell, gets up to leave and before exiting the bus PRESSES THE GUM INTO THE BACK OF THIS CHILD'S HAIR!
I couldn't believe it. Now the girl was maybe 17 at the most or least depending on your view and to be fair the guy could have been a contemporary of hers but still! Gum in the hair? That sucks! Although the little fool did need to be taught a lesson.
SALVATION!
I get off the bus and damn near run into my apartment!
I go to the Gateway website, find the damn ac fucking adapter for $34.99 plus tax and shipping which brings the total to 43.89, make the purchase and print the fucking confirmation that states "Your item should arrive July 10, 2007! TEN DAYS, BUSINESS DAYS!
So a big Fuck you goes out to our, Dollar Store, Pay at the pump, self serve, hurry up and wait WORLD!
I THANK GAIA that I am going out with my girls tonight for some karaoke and drinks! Shit was getting real thick for your girl for a moment!
I'll be fine, I just needed to get that out. I actually laughed my ass off when I reread this.... I need to chill the fuck out, right?
Goddess Bless
shit fuck damn
