School is great! Life is great! Everyone is so happy!

Cris has a girlfriend, who makes him very happy. I am so glad for him! So what if I think of him every damn time I close my eyes? I am pissed at happy for my friend! Besides, if I'm his friend, I'm sure by Senior year of college he'll come to realize that I was in love with him.

Sean is the kind of guy who walks you to the bus stop. Yeah, I have a crush on him, but he's dating my best friend! I am so happy that she found out that I like him (by some WONDERFULLY twisted event). Now, she doesn't trust me, which is just SO AWESOME! So what if Sean calls/text messages me every day for advice on how to keep Inara (his girlfriend), making me more and more jealous  happy each day.

The kids in my math class annoy me make me SO HAPPY! They like to torture me bring me joy by tapping me with pencils just to watch me freak out and curse, OH WHAT FUN! They also keep asking me for help, and never give me a freaking chance to finish my own work

YAAAY! Hey everyody, life is just one big piece of shit apple pie!