What the Dealy, Yo?

At some point during the past year or so, I have lost all 3 of the sports bras I owned.  I am still unsure how this happened.  My FIRST thought  would be that they disappeared somehow during my move back to NY/dorm room ... but I didn't do that this year.  I came home in May of 2008, and I stayed in the same location, so they clearly did not get lost in the shuffle (I'm gonna go apply to be a detective after I finish writing this :)). They were also not in my mom's drawer, so either they combusted, the laundry monster ate them, or they're IN my drawer, and I'm blind.  Three crappy scenarios.

I went to Target today to remedy this, as it has not been fun running around camp without "support".

I found sports bras easily, and then started to browse regular bras.  I'm going to rant for a minute.  How come there are no cute bras for people bigger than a B cup?  What is the rationale behind that?  Why is the assumption, "oh, you've got boobs, you couldn't POSSIBLY want cute little polka dots or bright colors.  Oh no! You want beige. And white.  Lots of white".  GRANTED, 99.99% of the population is not going to get to see my bra, but that isn't the point.  Is there a shortage of appealing-looking fabric?  It's not just Target, either; even Victoria's Secret, the place my aunt refers to as "Bra Land", seems to think that once you hit a certain size, you instantly become bland.  What a strange assumption.

Did I really just bitch about lack of exciting bras?  Come on...you've come to count on me for incredibly VAPID posts, but this is officially my 'Paris Hilton' entry.  That level of worthlessness.

In other news ... job interview tomorrow (today) at 10am.  Why the hell am I still up and typing?  This is seriously stupid.