I'm calling it now, the rumor of the summer is going to be, “Emily peed her pants!”.  Today after swimming for a bit, one of my campers was blue in the face, covered in goosebumps, and chattering audibly.  I wrapped her in her towel, but not all that helpful.  So I sat her on my lap to try to warm her up a bit.  Worked a little, but I still made her wear my sweatshirt for awhile.  Finally time to stand up to go leave the pool, and though I had purposefully sat her forward more on my lap to avoid it, HUGE wet stain all over my body, including a giant one around my crotch so it really did look like I hadn’t made it to the bathroom in time…and that I’d been holding back Lake Niagara when I exploded.  Amazingly hilarious; I mean, embarrassing too, and not comfortable to walk around in jeans that are clinging to you awkwardly, but it was perfect.  Today was yucky weather wise, and we all needed something to joke around about.  This was it.
             ...or DID I accidently accident myself today?  I mean, I'm 24 now; control's not what it used to be :-P.
 
   

 


 
 
Andreux on
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lol you are too young to be worrying about incontinence, Ms. Twenty-Four-Year-Old!
eje224 on
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This is COMPLETELY unrelated, but I know you and I have discussed overheardinny.com, and textsfromlastnight.com.

My friend Mike just sent me THIS:  http://www.latfh.com/   and it's FANTAAAAAAAAAAASTIC.
Andreux on
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Oh boy lol
TIMBERWOLF on
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That was good, Had a good laugh, thanks !               Timberwolf +++
eje224 on
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You are welcome.

Some new ones that have developed since then are :


Emily (almost) sat on me! (a 3rd grade boy)

and today's

Emily broke my glasses! (technically, I did.  I had them in my pocket because she refused to take them from me, and they fell out during the game and apparently got smashed in half.  That's the bad news.   The good news is, her mom is apparently an eye doctor, who gets glasses for 50% off.  I still feel obligated to pay that 50% though.  Sucks big time.
TIMBERWOLF on
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Oh my !! Sorry about the glasses, 50% is better than none I supposed, Keep telling yourself you needed new ones lol..   Timberwol f+++
eje224 on
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Nono.... well, I DO need new glasses for myself.  Now that I'm a legal driver (woo hoo!), I fear my current glasses aren't up to snuff (though I see fine out of them) and want to get my eyes checked.

But this story was about a camper named Emily, not THIS Emily.  She takes her glasses off to go in the pool, and leaves them on my clipboard.  As she was getting her sneakers on, I tried to give them to her but she wouldn't take them, trying to be silly, so I put them in the pocket of my sweatshirt so they wouldn't slide off as we walked, but then we started playing this game and they fell out and ... smushed.  HER mom is an eye doctor, and they've already been fixed and are back on, but I still blame myself a little bit.
TIMBERWOLF on
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I am glad eveything worked out...         Timberwolf +++
eje224 on
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You are not alone.
TIMBERWOLF on
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So how have you been eje. Happy I hope !               Timberwolf +++
eje224 on
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I am doing excellently.  Was a little sad this weekend (wrote about it on here), but recovering nicely.  Have some hilarious people in my life to cheer me up, and summer in general puts me in a good mood.

And you?
TIMBERWOLF on
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Doing great, Don't you just love summer !!!    Timberwolf +++
eje224 on
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I do!  I loooooooooooove being warm, and I still have to wear a sweatshirt most of the day, but summer is bright and sunny and warmer than the other seasons, so it's my favorite.
TIMBERWOLF on
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I like fall maybe the most, changing colors and all !!   Enjoy you summer eje!!  Timberwolf +++
eje224 on
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Well... some of the trees up here are already turning colors ...
TIMBERWOLF on
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I bet it is a beautiful sight !! Good hearing from you eje!     Timberwolf +++
eje224 on
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Beautiful is subjective.

I mean, orange is my favorite color, so in theory, I should LOVE fall/the fact that it's kind of here NOW, but... it's August!  I don't want to see that for AT LEAST 2 months!
TIMBERWOLF on
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Lol understand !!     Timberwolf +++
jennheartsu on
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Tut tut, you old people can't control you're bladder. It's just a few more years before bowel control goes too.
eje224 on
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SUCKS.

Just got my first paycheck, and I'm thinkin' of investing in Depends stock
jennheartsu on
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lol
magicengineer on
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Hmm.... I don't know. Depends.... ; )
eje224 on
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I've been thinking about investing in Depends stock

 
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