Cancer Vampires

This was easily one of the best weekends of my ENTIRE life.  OKAY, it wasn't a weekend, it was Monday afternoon through Wednesday afternoon, but it's school vacation and the same timespan, so I'm counting it amongst the great weekends in my life thus far.

Mike came up to visit.  Have I ever written in here about how much I love Mike?  We met the first Friday class of the education classes junior year.  I have no idea how in the tiny education department at NYU I went 2 years without meeting him, but I am so fortunate that I did.  Mike is one of the few people on this planet I can be 100% myself around and not feel judged by.  He's totally accepting of how totally out there I can be, and doesn't just tolerate or accept it; he EMBRACES it.  Of course, I get teased for it, too, but isn't that half the fun of putting up with me?

A list of things that probably aren't funny out of context, but cracked us up and will crack us up for a long time to come:

- The camera must have misheard me
- Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at moiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
- What happened to my CARE BEARS?
- (kicks exercise ball) OW!
- Where is my man bag?
- this is [your name], have a great night.
- I'll see you in the magazines....boop boop boop
- Cobalt 60 isotopes
- (whilst making pancakes, adding vanilla) Just squeeze it 'til you're content
- (How many times have you seen him?) Hundreds of times -- Diane Scareberry
- THE MOTHMAN
- Now you have to do something much, much worse (sleep with Charlie).
- START YOUR ENGINES!
- Ladies, now it's time to lip-synch...for your life.
- Bear vs Moose (vs. Shark vs Octopus)
- Shadow and Jackson calendars
- aforementioned bear v moose calendar; same photo, 12 different backgrounds
- you are my truest fan
- tammie brown, ie
- How is your H...I.... hit TV show?
- I broke my neck on a table
- Oh, Oh Oh, Oh........   (oh stop, oh stop)
- I shouldn't perform that
- failblog
- You mothaf***in broke the dawn!
- Sentence correct (which I'd like to share is gramatically INcorrect). 



((slight update))
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
FABIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now my dream top 3 is ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiined.