"There is no shame in purchasing this sexy NY Strip, garlic-peppercorn seasoned and broiled, scantily clad with roasted mushrooms and herb butter, with veggies and crispy parmesan potatoes."

At the neighborhood sports bar that Robert and I frequent, the owner likes to amuse himself by making topical jokes in the menu and in the restaurant signage.

Apparently, the Eliot Spitzer Steak was very popular...we heard our waitress tell several people that it was sold out that night.