How is 2 chicks at once obvious? LOL! hmmmm a million smackers,

 

I could go practical and say pay off student loans, pay for Grad School outright, that sort of business....

 

Or Travel from continent to continent until it all runs the F@*k out, which is more my speed.

 

ps. two chicks at once is over-rated

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and...oh. I think I missed the point of the exercise.

I would use the million dollars to invest in my invention called The Jump To Conclusions Mat. See, its this mat...that has all these conclusions on it, that you can...jump to!

I effin love Office Space!!!!!

That movie is hilarious. It still hasn't gotten old for me. All of the characters are great. I don't know who my favorite character would be. Lawrence is awesome, Samir is hilarious, Bolton trying to be a gangster and what about Orlando Jones, "Hi, I used to be addicted to crack." By the way, Jayme hates my Milton impression. 

"This is definetely my stapler..." I love Orlando Jone's in that movie! He was a fucking graphic designer selling magazines, that shit was fantastic!!!!!!!

 

My favorite character is Michael Bolton "Why should I change MY name? He's the one who's a douche"

"There was nothing wrong with that name until that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammies."-Michael Bolton

 

"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume."

"I said no salt on the margarita, there were huge grains of salt."

"I could could have this place condemed, i'll take my travellers checks to a competing resort."

-Milton Waddams

 

 

LOL!!!! YES! There should be a blog dedicated to that damn movie!

There probably is one out there somewhere. Probably done by someone with too much time on their hands. Not people like us, of course. 

Oh of course not!!!

 

LOL

I think that I would take 2 brilliant ideas and mix them into 1. Behold, The Chia Rock! Sounds pretty sweet to me.

I would hire the Bare Naked Ladies to come to my house and sing that very song. 

money well spent!