
Then I'd probably walk through a few walls. "Hmm, couldn't do that when I was alive. Weird."
Then maybe, just maybe, I'd realize I was a ghost. At that point, I'd leave my old house and go find some place cool to haunt. I wouldn't remain in my old house for the rest of eternity. That would just get boring.
Although I guess he'd still have that oily body you love so much.
Now, top that off with the fact that the ghost's name is Dirty Bill and he used to own a place called Dirty Bill's Hot Dogs, and I don't think there is aaaaaaaaaaaanything to worry about.
Plus, the cooks hear the bathroom door opening and closing the most. A ghost with a urinary track infection? Maybe a diarehea ghost? Come on now.
Who wants to haunt a restraunt when you can't eat? That's like going to an opera when you're deaf or watching a silent film when you're blind.
Maybe the other ghosts make fun of Dirty Bill because he's dirty, so the only place he can come to and feel accepted is his old place. :-)
The poor children ghosts. Now they have nowhere to go. Soon they'll grow up into full-blown adult ghosts and haunt the shit out of that place.
And you. Especially you.
Will one of your rules be no laughing?
Which brings me to another thing about ghots. The pictures in your blog. Are they supposed to be what ghosts look like? If so, when how could the cooks at Charcoal claim to have seen people. If the figure in that picture was sitting at the counter, I wouldn't think that the waitresses forgot to lock the door.
There are too many discrepensies here.
I was in Philly yesterday...before the t-storm...but I got to see it at home...hit us as well
was a nice storm though...and once it rolled over I gave my girls their baths and put them to bed...tomorrow is their last day of school...
hey, if you lived closer I could have used you over the summer, my youngest needs to play catch up with reading...she is only at the half way point for 1st grade...and if she cannot catch up by the end of the summer she will repeat 1st grade 
It's really not like the endof the world terrible...but I would hate to see it happen...the school she went to for Kindergarten (Derry Township in Hershey) SUCKED...and she began 1st grade there...and was playing catch-up all year...made great strides really, so she might do OK...but who knows...any strategies you can give to a former high school math teacher that will be trying to teach reading to a 7 year old?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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