ebay When I have free time at my boring day job (my night job is much more exciting thankfully), I like to browse the totally bizarre section of the "everything else" category on eBay. I don’t know why I do this, but I do, and every time I do I end up kicking myself in the head because I realize I should’ve thought up and sold some of the stupid stuff people are selling there.


Here are some items I found today. I was going to write captions, but I think maybe they speak for themselves:



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=551&item=7325737101&rd=1
ABSTRACT PAINTING BY: MY MONKEY "GUS"
$38.00, 12 bids, 3 days left




http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584627861&rd=1
I FOUND THE JESUS MULTI-VITAMIN - a true mystery miracle!
$0.99, 0 bids, 8 days left



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584621548&rd=1
DEMON CAUGHT ON SONOGRAM - REALLY FREAKY!
Not a joke, do not look with small children around!

$0.01, 1 bid, 8 days left



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584456651&rd=1
BEST FRIEND AFRAID TO GET A BRAZILIAN WAX
$10.50, 4 bids, 4 days left


 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5582999249&rd=1
MYSTERY OBJECT I TOOK FROM ALIEN BEINGS AND DRAWING
I took this item from the aliens space ship look
$6.07, 8 bids, 2 days left


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5584698313&rd=1
HELP SEND A PATRIOTIC 10 YEAR OLD TO MILITARY CAMP
$2.00 Buy it Now, 0 bids, 6 days left

 


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=102534&item=5584632001&rd=1
THE MYSTERY IN A BOTTLE !!! NO ENVELOPE NO KEY
$11.50, 4 bids, 8 days left



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584834293&rd=1
CARRIE THE NEW **IDOL** ON TOAST
$0.99, 0 bids, 6 days left


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583981430&rd=1
SATAN IS IN MY GARLIC! DEVIL HEAD! IT'S POSSESSED! WOW!
$8.30, 7 bids, 3 days left


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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583568068&rd=1
UNIQUE DEVICE & HAT TO WARD OFF ALIEN UFO ENCOUNTERS
$0.99, 1 bid, 1 day left



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583106049&rd=1
 UNIQUE MARKETING OPPORNTUNITY!!
$1.04, 13 bids, 11 hours left


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583781667&rd=1

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE YEAR 2104!
Must read! Montreal Expos win the 2104 Universe Series!!
$0.99, 1 bid, 2 days left

 
   

 


 
 
mullows on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
I hate people.  
dutchessofwales on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
Come on... The package from 2104 COULD be real!!!! You don't know!!
mullows on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
Yeah, you're right.  I'll bid on that one, because I believe that one is rea.  But no way I'm dropping money on before and after photos of a bikini wax. 

Do you think I could sell my chest hair?  It's magical.  It's like fairy dust. 

dutchessofwales on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
I know it is... That's what I pluck a few hairs out every time you sleep next to me... They've been going for quite a pretty penny...

I know it is... That's what I pluck a few hairs out everytime you sleep next to me... They've been going for quite a pretty penny...

 

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Buy my hot boyfriend's magic chest hair!!
I plucked them out of his chest when he was sleeping!

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You are bidding on my hot boyfriend's chest hair. I pulled it out with  my bare hands last night!!! He didn't feel a thing!!! He merely twitched a little, but the sleeping pills I gave him did the trick!!
 
His hair is magic!! It's like fairy dust even!! Make a wish upon his chest hair and it will be granted!!!
 
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mullows on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
$5 shipping and handling, huh?  That doesn't seem rather steep?
dutchessofwales on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
Well, that's what the post office told me it would cost to shit hazardous material such as your chest hair... They have to wrap it in some special paper or something... Freaking United States Postal Service... Always trying to rip you off!
drewby on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
"cost to shit hazardous material"

Man that sounds painful and dangerous.

dutchessofwales on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
HAHAHAHAHAH oops!!! SHIP... I was just holding my tounge when I was typing it.
dutchessofwales on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
Damnit... It almost worked... You get the picture.
drewby on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
Ok that chest hair thing was flat out sick.

You had me until Mullows chest hair.

dutchessofwales on
Re: I am in the wrong business: Browsing the eBay yard sale
DUDE!! However you added that moving razor is awesome!!

But don't give Matt ideas... He'll want to shave his chest hair and then it'll grow back all stubbly...


 
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