Women are like apples on  trees.
> The best ones are at the top of the  tree.
> Most men don't want to reach for the good  ones,
> because they are afraid of falling and getting  hurt.
> Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the  ground that aren't as good, but easy.
> The apples at the top think something is wrong with  them, when in
> reality, they're amazing.
> They just have to wait for the right man to come  along, the one who is
> brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the  tree.
> Now Men...
> Men are like a fine wine.
> They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp  the s*** out of
> them until they turn into something acceptable to have  dinner with.