Twelve o'two in the A.M. It is officially Easter, so Happy Easter to all you Christian folks out there.

So, I was looking for some good pictures depicting Beltane (the next pagan holiday coming up on the first of May) and I happened upon this bit of a play/movie which may be The Wicker Man, I'm not sure, but it says:

It's May! It's May!
The lusty month of May!...
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
Ev'ryone breaks.
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes!
The lusty month of May!

When I read that, suddenly it hit me so obviously why May is considered International Masturbation month. It never even crossed my mind before, even when sitting wondering why May of all months. Duh! For anyone that does not know what Beltane celebrates, I will elucidate a bit.

Many people are farmiliar with this day as May Day. Many are also familiar with the maypole. For those of you who are not, again, the maypole is a pole stuck in the ground with ribbon or whatnot tied at the top and.... let me just show a picture...


Everyone holds a ribbon and dances around the maypole. It's an ancient celebration of fertility.

Beltane celebrates passion, fertility, sexuality and life renewed. The maypole is a symbol of the Great Rite, or sexual union of the Goddess and the God (the pole is a phallic symbol of the God and the earth is the Goddess - the pole is placed in the earth).

Ever wonder why the hell you decorate and play "hide and seek the eggs" on Easter? It makes no sense, right? Pagan. Eggs are a symbol of fertility, as are rabbits, hence the Easter Bunny.

I'm not going to say much more about Beltane, as I'd like to save anymore information (which really isn't much... the general gist has been gotten here) for a post more near to the holiday.

Anyway, so yeah, it makes sense to me now why May is the month of choice...

Peace Love & Respect
-Liv-
 
   

 


 
 
blissofsuede on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
ohhhhhhhhhhh...see, i did not know that...you learn something new everyday...

 

i did not know there was a month set aside for masturbation...

or that easter had pagan practices mixed in with it (though i admit, i think it's brilliant! christmas does, too...right?)...

and i did not know mayday was about thrusting a phallic symbol into the earth and frolicking (sp?) about...

 

i will now sleep much much better...thank you...

divine on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
Hahah. Yeah, I actually just happened upon that bit of information last year. I thought it kind of odd, but whatever.
And yeah, Christmas does as well. Basically how that happened, or most think it did, was that when Christianity was coming to rule, there were already all these days of celebration pagans had. Instead of mixing everything up, early Christians just adopted the relative dates of pagan celebration that already existed to make the transition for people converting easier and quicker and the old pagan practices easily got mixed into the new Christian ones. I'm not sure how true that is, but kinda makes sense...

But yeah, sleep well! Sorry I left so fast when we were chatting earlier. My mom was really mad. Anyways: thanks and I hope you had a g'night (since by the time you read this it will be tomorrow...).
blissofsuede on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
oh those pesky chrisitians always seem to steal and convert EVERYTHING... 

 

so but yeah, i think i read/heard somewhere that the christmas tree with lights is a pagan practice...

 

but really, we all know that jesus was born under a christmas tree that was sprinkled with magic star dust...duh! 

 

i need sleep, lol...sorry...

divine on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
Yeah, well I'm not so sure about the trees, but the lights are, surely. Pagans celebrate the Winter Solstice or Yule and it celebrates the birth of the Sun God, so many light a lot of candles on that night to welcome him back. So yeah, that's where the lights come from.

valentinaxxx on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
Who-hoo!  I nominated you!!!  Good entry. (ooh, that could be taken sexually! 

~V

divine on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
Gracias!
Ooh, hahahah. Silly!
misterghoulie on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
Jesus is coming!  Hide the eggs!
divine on
Re: International Masturbation Month & Beltane
*stuffs eggs in pants* Did he see?!  Smiley

 
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