As I read this  I kept thinking of Green Eggs and Ham

hahahah. It is a little hammy, isn't it?

Hope that's not too bad a thing.

It was the rhythm of the words as i read them that left me thinking this.

Now you have me thinking what little illistrations I could draw to go with it, for a wee children's book or something! But I'm wondering if the "on the toilet" part would be appropriate to people? Hmm..

Yes it is.

 

When we were toilet training Melanie all those years ago we would read to her while she sat on potty. She used to fake having to go in order to have more read to her.

LOL! That's too too cute.
Yes, I guess it's not so bad. The right illustration would make it just perfect...

Somewhere there is a picture with her with a hat on her head

My books wet...I want a refund (thank you for the laugh)

I have never read in the shower; kudos.

When I was younger, I used to read in the tub.  I can't tell you how many of my books are GIANT now because I dropped them in and as they dried they were very spread out and now barely close.

Oops...

Hahahah. Oh that's funny but unfortunate about your books. I like reading in the bath too. Luckily I've never dropped a book.

The trick to the shower is to have a place to prop the reading materials and to cover it with some clear plastic. heheh.

One step sadder, I recently saw a little girl reading my favorite book of 3rd grade, Caddie Woodlawn (excellent book about life basically on the prairie if you are looking for some young reads ), and I COULD NOT place the fact that I did indeed know the book she was holding...because her copy was normal shaped.

I want to re-read that story now.