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Funny Thoughts To Ponder


Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?