A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
--Arthur Block
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
--Napoleon Bonaparte
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE!
--Linda Grayson
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.
--Sir Winston Churchill
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
--George Carlin
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
--Unknown
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
--H. L. Menc
"I'm surrounded by idiots. But they mean well." –Hiei (yu-yu hakusho)
Buffy: "Have you ever done an exchange program?"
Xander: "My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"
-buffy the vampire slayer
