dude... that was... mortifying...  is that really how we come across?  :-P

yes that is why we're soooo mean to every man that walks in our direction.....we expect this guy to be the one approaching....so does this help with the earlier question? (funnier side note---this guy looks just like a 30 year younger version of my adopted Dad)

see- that's a bad assumption by the women in the world-  just because a man will under damn near no circumstances say no to sex- that doesn't mean that's what we're always gunning for.
sometimes you really do just wanna bullshit with some.  flirt a little.  hear a story.  touch base with what's meaningful to women these days...

I'm trying (and failing) to render a mental image of that...

Well I know from experience these are the guys that hit on me....So I avoid them.

 

And that is sweet but usually guys don't want that till they're over 30. Most men are more interested in being studs. (I said most didn't mean you so do get in a twist) So that is why most women assume and pass up everything.

what?  I hit on you (well, tried...) every damn time you came over to do PMONs... and I'm not totally one of these guys...

and that's totally not true... you're just shacking up with the wrong type of guys...

you weren't very obvious.....G told me. How could I trust him.....he's a lying bastard that likes to f with peoples heads. I thought you liked me but then....IDK......

 

The guy's that I dated weren't like this guy....except one....but what i meant is this is the guy that normally hits on me.....

totally just messing with you now dude (well, sorta)  ;-)

hmmm.... considering- maybe you should try dating one of those guys?  :-P

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! cat lady future good......weird horny guy bad! 

you never know... underneath the weird horny guy exterior- maybe weird horny guy is full-on prince charming...  yeah... think about that...

ok I will but I doubt it.....I wouldnt date quagmire

that's the spirit! 
and why the hell not?  quagmire is a decent guy... and an airline pilot... and they make bank, baby!

he's creepy

not creepy- he's the out-there, up-front, go-getter that women want, right?  ;-)
"bartender, a roofie-colada for the lady!"

again creepy

like what-ever!
and what are you doing up so early???

couldnt sleep first night back on nights ....so I'm bound to be a little sleepy

ugh... that's why god gave us mt. dew and coffee...  and iced tea... and iced mochas...  and any other awesome caffeinated beverages :-)

don't like mountain dew, coffee, unsweeten tea (sweetened is cool), or mochas.....soooo guess im stuck

damn... the sweet tea... you are a girl from the south...  *twitch*  ;-)

what? what is wrong with sweet tea? It's good. Besides you like southern girls.....you know what they say about Texas right? Everything is bigger there.

it's... sweet.  tea isn't supposed to be sweet.  it's supposed to be tea, dammit!  bleh!
I'll admit, I had a crush on a girl from mississippi in elementary school (even at that age)...  but the idea that her parents were probably related creeped me out...

lol why were you thinking about that in elemetary school? How did you even know about sex then?

yeah, long story... weird childhood...
it's always been the brunettes, though...

Brown is boring.....ugg. I hate having brown hair and brown eyes.....seems so bland.

yeah...  right...  have you looked at the alternatives? 
there's blond- where you are just blah-  because your hair isn't as blond as the bottle-blondes, so you are inferior.
there's red-heads-  psychopaths.  no argument.  every single redhead I've ever encountered has, let's say, "emotional regulating issues".
then there's black hair- well, okay, that's kinda hot too...
for eyes there's the green/hazel eyes- we look like we've got swamp water around our pupils...
or there's the blue eyed people- who have been inbred for the past five-thousand years running (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327070,00.html)...
or there's the dark brown eyes that you can't help but stare at and then feel horribly embarassed when you get caught staring and so you look down and then she thinks you're looking at her boobs and you get maced and you think, damn, it would suck if I were blinded- but at least I got to check out some deep, dark eyes as my last bit of sight... too bad the boobs in the last second weren't bigger though...
and there ya go.

omg your insane.....brown ick

nope- I think I'm right on the money with this one...  your brunettes will tend to be a bit less, uh, "bone-y".  will have better (drier) senses of humor.  will be more prone to random acts of randomness (a little crazy... but not crazy!).  and look much better with streaks or chunks of "cool" colors (greens, blues, purples, etc.)
as for brown eyes- yeah, just fuck right off.  it doesn't get any hotter than dark brown eyes.  period.  I'll even admit- given the option between shacking up with a chica with blue eyes and big ol' boobies, versus a girl with those brown-unto-black eyes with bee-stings...  yeah- I'm saying that nice brown eyes even override breasts.

in other words- quit yer bitchin' woman, you are hooked up tight...

staring poeple in their eyes creeps me out I feel like I can read their thougths and they can read mine....that disturbs me. So see Bruenettes can me crazy too!

crazy is a good thing (as long as it's not fucking red-head crazy... *shudder*)...  keeps things interesting.  quirks and such are good things- to be appreciated...

OK well see when I start reading your mind again.

bring it on ;-)

"I brought there set it down on the table and opened it bitch" lol