I flew to LA yesterday afternoon. I caught a 2:45pm flight out of San Francisco. It was a very short trip. I returned this morning on a 6:30am flight. I was basically running an errand for my boss. While I was in Los Angeles I ate at one of my favorite places on earth, "Pinks" http://www.pinkshollywood.com/

They have the best hotdogs I have ever eaten. I ordered two of the bacon burrito dogs, a bowl of chili, chips, and a large coke. I try to eat at Pinks every time I'm in LA, but it isn't always possible to do so. I love to sit outside and people watch. If you've ever ventured down Hollywood Blvd you'll know it is quite a trip to watch people from all walks of life......the "movie star wannabes" the prostitutes looking to make some fast money, the gay boys prancing around looking to get rammed in the ass by the "leather daddies", the has been child stars wanting to be seen, by anyone that'll give them a second look, etc, etc.

I saw a prostitute standing on a nearby corner talking to a "john" in a red Mercedes. I overheard her say, "No, it'll be $50.00 or nothing. The car took off and never came back. The hooker looked over at a guy sitting fairly close to me, and then she ventured over to him. The hooker said to the guy, "How about some company tonight"......The guy told her he wasn't interested and walked away......

I said to the hooker, "Can I ask you a question", and then proceeded to ask her why she was demeaning herself  like she was........the lady wasted no time in calling me every name in the book and then some. She called me a fat fucker, a whale's ass, lardass, wide-load, fat slob, fat pig, elephant ass, jelly belly, and several other colorful names.

Even after all the name calling I still felt sorry for her. I offered to buy her sorry ass a hotdog from Pinks. She refused my offer, and continued to curse at me until I had enough, and then I unleashed a string of profanities on her that she wouldn't soon forget. I left Pinks and walked down Hollywood Blvd with the hooker right behind me. We fought all the way down Hollywood Blvd, calling each other every filthy name we could think of..... and I heard a tourist say to her husband, "That must be her Pimp".  I am mortified at the thought of that.............