Didgeridoos

So... Emma ended up going to her friend's house (she's still there), so I knocked the two didgeridoos together myself.  One is four feet long, and the other is five.

I managed to make the drone with each of them...  Nelson came and closed the door.

"Hey, I'm doing this for you," I called.  "It's to stop my snoring!"

"No," he countered, "It's just so you can make crazy noises.  Where did you think you were going to play that, anyway?"

"The Public Garden?  In the early morning?"

He rolled his eyes.

[Note added later:]  Emma had fun with hers, making blats, farts, and elephant noises.  I tried to show her what the drone sounded like, but she couldn't get it.  Now I find my gums and the skin around my mouth is a bit swollen.  I did wash the business end of the thing off with soap and water, but I guess there's something that irritates my skin...  I guess I'll have to do the traditional thing and make a mouthpiece out of beeswax.