I feel like The ADD Person that i really am that i really am...
my hairs poofed out today... oh well... i look like one of those hair band people...
uh... i've been wearing this shirt for god knows how long...
I've been out of school for the past 2 days... fucking over night trips... I hate them... someone would... stab me... yeah...
when i got up my fucking inbox was loaded... How you people love me so...
LONG LIVE BRAZIL!
w00t w00t for hair bands.
I've been wearing Zoe's Bauhaus shirt since Sunday... it doesn't even smell like her anymore... or like weed...
Heh. Yes. Everyone wants to elope with you now.
As I read about Brazil, I had a sense of deja vu...
I heard weed smells like shit..
god you people...but how could they not... im just that awesome..
weird...
No, it doesn't... it smells really good... kind of a really warm musky sweet smell...
Yes. You are now King Davis.
like grape flavored gloves...
king Davis... I like it!
Eww...
Heh heh. And I... I shall be a poor peasant... a poor peasant... who is really a werewolf so everyone is planning to capture me and kill me... but I'm not supposed to know that yet.
hah...
I wish i had peasants... or strippers... which ever one...
Oh no... don't get all like that on me... you know... "I'm a horny guy who needs all these strippers and whores and is going to talk about how much he likes hookers"-ish... I mean, maybe I'm assuming a bit too much about you, but this is what every single other guy seems to talk about... whorehouses... Todd, Brandon, Slater, Zach, Charles... actually, no, Charles just goes ahead and tries to fuck me.
The one reason I'm never going to go out with a guy is that they talk about how you're doing sexually... they brag about their girlfriends... or complain... I still can't forget Mike's(?) comment on how is girlfriend is like a fire hydrant.
Agh, I'm all pissed off now.
I was joking.. for real... i hate all this stripping nonsense... people getting off... people all exploiting themselves... its horrible... It was a joke really... im not like that..
eh, there are guys who are different... Mike? oh god... dare i ask... what did he say?
no need to get pissed off... sorry if i caused it...
Sorry... >< I'm so edgy lately... bleagh.
He just said... "She's like a fire hydrant"... do you understand what he's talking about? ><
its alright... i've jumped on you before... without warning... so yeah...
Yeah... oh... ew..
yeah.. I take offence too easily, though.
just try not to take me too seriously...
That's hard... I take everyone very seriously...
even me? my god... even when i talk... nobody takes me seriously.
I dont know. cause i am funny all the time.
But you're still... I dunno... I mean... you can be funny, but that doesn't make you not matter.
fuck.. i've given up seeming human to anybody else.. fuck em'
Eh... I dunno how I seem to people... no one ever told me... the most Zoe has ever told me was that I was "cute" and I'm "just Masha". *shrugs*
You seem human to me... in fact, more human than many many people I know.
no one?
its hard for me to believe.. that the most Zoe has ever said about you was that you were "cute"
thanks..
Nope.
What am I like?
She thinks/feels more than that... but she pretty much refuses to describe me to me.
you are like... its hard to explain you... you're a really complicated person to understand... but not in a bad way... you are like a uh.. A rubix cube.. I am always compeled to figure you out... I dunno... what Am i like?
I think that might be it... She might have a hard time explaining it... i mean you have a beutiful personality... it's just hard to explain...
Yes... I still don't understand myself. That's kind of sad, I guess.
I think most people tend to take me for (one of my) face value(s)... I have so many of them...
Hm. I'm pretty bad at telling people what they're like. I could compare you to stuff... if you were a color, I think you'd be some color like blue or green. Uh... you're deeper than most people think... both emotionally and intellectually... and you're pretty mellow, actually, in a particular way. And yeah... I dunno... your personality is hard to describe.
Aw... thanks... ^^ Most of the time the people who say that are these fakely-smiling ladies or these 18-year old patronizing girls who repeat "you're so deep for a __-year old!" Erg.
I still wish i new you better..
emotions are hard to explain... you cant really say much.. just like "hey you have a kick ass personality." green is an awesome color...
I dont get comments on my personality... just "oh you so fuuuunny" and im like... yeah.
So do I.
Heh...
Bleagh. That's kind of.... a useless comment....
yeah..
And it ruins my funniness... its like hey.. shut up.. i dont need to be reminded... haha...
Nobody cares if they think it's funny... I mean, they laughed, so that's the end of it.
yeah.. sucks to be me.. haha..
Sucks to be me, too... I feel hjfvbgjdfhish. Let's all die. ><;
punch the Death button... *PUNCH* *DEATH*
if i were to die.. i would like want them to hack off part of me... and keep it.. or freeze it...
ewww...
If I did that... it's be... by left thumb. Yes.
I would want my nipple frozen.. i wonder if it would still get stiff in the cold if it was off my body..
or my right ass cheek....
Eh. Could you delete one of those?
Ah...
yeah sure....
I have alot of free time...
I was half making fun of those kind of people.
HA!
I have a real bitchy school librarian.. haha...
last year's looked like an evil dwarf... god she was bitchy. This year's is a possible pervert.
yeah ours looks like she could be nice... but shes not.
the evil dwarf always smiled to herself.
yeah thats creepy..
and this new ones a pervert?
There are alot of perverts in my school... ones that like me... ew...
Yes. He looks and talks to me creepily.
Guys??
yeah thats weird... maybe he's after you...
Good god.. i hope not... although... I got my butt like grabed in the sixth grade whilst i was leaning over at my locker... I dont know who did it... I get my assed groped like every year...
Ughhhh. *shivers*
Urgh. That's creepy.
tell him to fuck off.
some people just cant resist... heh..
yeah it is creepy..
"Mr.Librarian?"
"Yes?"
"Could you please fuck off?"
Oh, that's sure to work...
"Oh my god, Becky... look at her butt..." augh. >< have you heard that before?
no be like.. "HEY YOU! FUCK OFF!"
When i girl comes in with an itty bitty waste and a big thang in your face you get sprung.... yes.. Sir-mix- alot.. i would pay to hear you do that..
Hahahaha.
I did... both me and Zoe did... and now Zoe would randomly sing it except she'd substitute "boobs" for "butts"...
I like big butts and I cannot lie... O.o
yeah.. thats the oringinal thing...
poor me... I have no ass.
What's the point of a guy-- oh. Nevermind. It would hurt to sit. >< *feels stupid*
heh.. way to go..
yeah... I lived in the 90's and MTV was my friend.. that song about butts.. he was rapping on a big ass.
Heh. I just realized a week or so ago that that guy my grandmother listened to when I was little was Michael Jackson. O.o;
yeah, so?
He made music...
You're over-assuming as to why I put "O.o".
Music is good...
oh.. yeah some of his stuff... eh, i personally dont like it...
With me it's kind of like... Marylin Manson... I like some of his stuff but not all of it... mostly his covers of songs... I like less of MJ's stuff, though.
I cant help it... i like Lynyrd skynyrd... I realized... sitting on my dads thunderbird... Freebird jacked up... HEEEEEELL YEAH!
yep... yeah... I really dont like Michael Jackson.
Heh.
He is creepy.
I like... David Bowie...
His nose freaks me out... it doesnt even look real...
his lips look even creepier...
I wonder how much of him is real anymore...
he's a robot... trust me... he's plastic man...
he got his hair set on fire..
it was in a pepsi commercial... and yeah something happend.. i remember he tried to spin around to get it out...
