The Beating of Christ

Yes, I've seen it - a half hour long beating made inito an hour because of slow motion. Pissed because they made christ into this semi-reatarded, mumbling fool. See past the emotion welling in you christ-heads and you'll see how bad this movie is.Anyway, I'm trying to get the jewish girl at work here to go see it with me. So far its gone something like this:"Hey, want to go see that christ movie with me? Its like an hour of him getting beaten and yuor people screaming 'crucify him! crucify him!' in, I don't know, 3 different languages.""I hear its a good date movie, so NO."Post any suggestions you might have. And before you launch into the whole sub-culture I've been down that road. I know no Friday night/saturday day shows; no snacks at the movies, etc.