Let me explain why I love going to the gym the first three weeks or so of January...and by 'love' I actually mean 'hate' because when you go in there, it's infested with the crowds of fat moo's that made resolutions that they will promptly break before January is even up. Even though the crowds of heffers on the treadmills is annoying, it's also quite amusing to watch over the course of the few days as people slowly trickle away back to their fat domains, only to make another worthless resolution the next year.
Now - why make a resolution to go to the gym and not keep it? Why make a resolution at all? I've been going to the gym religiously since I was 18...it's not that hard to put it in your schedule as part of your work day.
But of course, then we have the crowd 'I can't help it that I'm fat I'm too busy and its' genetics and blah blah blah my dogs fat too and so is my cat and I have to feed them and my fat kids so I can't go to the gym' etc at el.....
Hey - look at it this way, those people keep the gym in business because they sign up for a yearly membership on January 2nd and use the gym 8 times never to step foot in there again.
Yay for fat people!
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