Champ or Champy is the name given to a reputed lake monster living in Lake Champlain. The creature's existence has never been scientifically verified. Some people believe that Champ is legend, while others believe that perhaps some unknown species of creature does live deep in the lake. The state government of Vermont has put Champ on its Endangered Species List, so that, if an unknown water animal is present, it will be protected by law.

I'm just your average everyday lake monster. And my diet consists completely of Republicans. Hey Tootboy, come swimming in this nice body of water upstate.....