Who Wears Tight Shorts?

I was looking at TMZ.com when I came across a picture of Britney Spears and youngest son Jaden James.  The whole purpose of the picture seemed to be to show that little Jaden actually does exist, because evidently he has been out of the spotlight.

My question, however, concerns the poor child on the right.  Could those shorts be any tighter?  They look like they're painted on.  Talk about a serious wedgie.