The Downside of Networking

This is the ever-so-slightly altered content of a MySpace text I received last night:

"Would you happen to know who the little boy was that used to ride his banana bike up and down Pershing Ave. in Brockway all day wearing his Superman outfit...complete with cape? lol"

Naturally, I responded that I had no idea whatsoever who that might have been.  It certainly wasn't me.

I had a Superboy outfit.