Is anything wrong? Is anything right?

Do you throw your candy wrappers away? Yeah... the wrappers are garbage.  And that last sentence works without the W, too.

Do you ever write notes on your hand?  If I don't have a pad of paper on me, I'm unlikely to have a writing implement.  And if I can borrow a pen or pencil, I can generally borrow some paper, too.

Last time you cried? Why? My right eye has been watering all morning.  Dunno why.

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Michael?  Um, I'd think so, yes.

Last movie you watched? The Illusionist

Where did you sleep last night? You tell me.

Where is your phone? About a foot from my elbow.

When is the last time you were in a swimming pool? Been a few years.

Are you happy right now? Not terribly.

Do you miss anyone? Who doesn't?

What do you feel like watching? A great movie adaptation of one of my novels.

Do you ever try to write with your non-dominant hand? Not for many years.

What is the last thing to make you laugh? Someone said they thought Sarah Palin was awesome.  I laughed.  Then I realized they were serious. 

What's on your mind right now? The desire to go home.

What makes you happy? A job well done!  Bwa-ha-ha...

Last place you ate out at and when? Upper Crust Pizza, for lunch on Wednesday.

What's an obsession you have? Too many to list. 

Has anyone ever sang to you? Yeah.

Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches? Not exactly, but I can do it when needed.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Nopers.

What are you drinking right now? A Cafe Americano.

When's your birthday? Inauguration Day.

Who were the last people you hung out with? Some idiots from work.

What are you wearing right now? Jeans, a brown shirt with pinstripes, and sandals.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours? Not sure. 

What are you listening to? At the moment, "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner.

How's the weather? Decent.

Does anyone call you "baby"? Yeah, occasionally.

Are you jealous of anyone right now? Hell, no.  Jealousy is stupid.  (Or did you mean "envious"?  The terms are so commonly confused by people today.)

Do you regret doing something today? Coming to work tops the list.

Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't? Of course.

Are you afraid of the dark? The dark what?

What are you looking forward to in the next month? A week's vacation!

Have you told anybody you loved them today? No, and it's fairly unlikely.

Who do you trust with EVERYTHING? No one.  Not even myself.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't? Again, who hasn't? 

How was your weekend? Meh.

What is one thing you miss about your past? Having a longer future ahead of me.

Are you sarcastic? Just a tad.  On a good day.

Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past month? Nope.

What is the thing that you would most like to change about you? Honestly, I can't pick just one.

Does your password have to do with a boy? In a roundabout way, yes.

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Just myself.