
Not that I really give a rat's ass about Anna Nicole Smith, whether alive or dead
Let me second that. Let me third it and fourth it, too.
but I can't help seeing the headlines everywhere
Well, to be fair, Anna Nichole was one of the most successful whores in history, outdone for sure only by Empress Theodora of the Byzantine Empire who really did make it all the way to the top, so her passing was certainly news of a sort. And, hey, the judge was just freakin' hilarious--I think we know who he's been wankin' off in the bathroom to before bed now.
And when I saw one that said she died of a "drug combo," I had to read it.
I was wrong on that one--I thought COD would be slow-acting toxins ingested whilst sucking 90-year-old dick. My bad.
What bothers me most is the news coverage. On my break today, we turned on the tv to not one, but (at least) two news channels devoted to full time coverage of her autopsy results.
wtf
Isn't there something, I don't know, worthwhile out there in the world that should get that much media attention? Like billions people worldwide who don't have enough money for food or bandaids, let alone 14 kinds of perscription drugs and then some?
Makes me mad. She never even did anything really worthwhile (at least Marilyn Monroe made classis (classy?) movies).
stupidity