Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?

Yes, but with good therapy and judiciously applied psychotropics, they've mostly recovered.

Shit, I haven't recovered, and it's been more than 20 years.

Because you didn't do the therapy requirement.

Shouldn't I have been informed of any therapy requirements before I was exposed to the horror?  That would only have been fair.

You were warned that I was about to remove my shirt.  You should've understood the implications thereof and looked away.

I was young...I thought I could handle it.

Then I think it's safe to say you wouldn't have heeded any warning about needing therapy, either.

You're probably right.  But it's like all those meds that people don't bother to read the warnings on about the slight risk of dropping dead--I should have been given the opportunity.

"Cardigan... Now with a black box warning."

Well, shit, it doesn't do me any good now.

What are you sick of?

Triple-digit temperatures... and I've got a couple more months of them to deal with.

 

Oh! Bless your heart! Don't you hate when people say, "but its a dry heat."? We've been suffering because we've been plaged with temps in the mid 90s.  It just SUCKS!

Having grown up in Pennsylvania and its high humidity, I fully agree that a dry heat is more tolerable.  But a hundred fucking degrees is still a hundred fucking degrees.  Blegh.

True, I'll take a dry 95 over Houston's humid 90s any day of the week, but damn like you said, 100 degrees is 100 degrees!

First, I agree with Rich, my trauma has still not subsided.. and it wasn't JUST the shirt episode either!

 

Second, who/what is "Ling"??

 

Third, WHY do you keep screwing around with him..  its counterproductive and pointless and I know you know it!  Who cares if he hates you, it not like he is paying your bills! 

 

Love you,

-S

First, I agree with Rich, my trauma has still not subsided.. and it wasn't JUST the shirt episode either!

 

You weren't even there for the shirt episode!  In fact, you had your opportunity to witness the glory of the Sweater, but you chickened out.

Second, who/what is "Ling"??

That would be one of the ladies in my dating life at the present time.

 

Third, WHY do you keep screwing around with him..  its counterproductive and pointless and I know you know it!  Who cares if he hates you, it not like he is paying your bills!

Hey, I didn't write the question!  If I'd said, "No," that would've been a lie.  And if I'd just said, "Yes," anyone who reads this forum would know who I was talking about, anyway, so why not just name the name, y'know?  I think we've amply demonstrated the futility of trying to be productive where this situation is concerned, so being counterproductive doesn't even seem possible.  Can't get much more counter than it already is.

Love you, too, pookie.

I may not have been there for Rich's "shirt" episode, however I have witnesses the full "glory" if one can call it that, of you sans shirt.. so yeah.. I have "seen it all".. and let's not forget the vest wearing moment when the hair gave you little 'cap sleeves'..

 

And what about some of your other experiments??   yeah, like I said.. lasting trauma

 

Okay, so when were you going to share about Ling...

 

-S

You have???  When?  Was it when you were staying with us for a time?  I honestly don't remember.

The vest incident... you mean this one? 

Other experiments... um... yeah.  Still sorry about that...

Not a great deal to share about Ling, honestly.  Call me if you have questions. 

Yeah that would be EXACTLY what I was talking about.. I had just moved into Meadowlake and things were all kinds of crazy.. *LOL*  I really liked that apt accross the parking lot from you. Kinda reminded me of college. 

 

Things here have been totally insane for me; a couple 60+ y/o trees came down in a storm 3 weeks ago (lightning) and slammed into our garage roof (still under repair), last week our 4 y/o A/C died and I had to replace the whole system, and my washing machine died the same day.. so I am really ready for a little peace.  On the plus side, my honey just started a butt kicking new gig..

 

-S