I had just finished a light 20 minute workout on the bike. I was on my way to the free weight area, and thought I would stop for a drink. There is an ice/water machine in the large room with treadmills and bikes at my health club. Next to it are several stacks of 16 once cups, which are short but nice and wide.

 

I filled my cup half way with ice, followed with water, and stepped to the side. Immediately after me, a young man, fit and in his late teens, attempted to do the same. Unfortunately, he knocked over the stack of cups, and two fell to the ground. I watched as he completely  ignored this accident, filled his cup with ice and water, and went on his merry way.

 

I just shook my head, picked up the two cups and threw them out. I thoughjt to myself, "Asswipe. I wish your parents were here."

 

 
   

 


 
 
lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
haha i think you shoulda been like ..... "yo!  asswipe!  pick that shit the fuck up before i hafta open up a can of good ole fashion whoop ass!"  and like shrugged your shoulders alot n shit. lol. and if if he looks at you like you got two heads, just be like "what?? say something. do it bitch!" and keep shruggin your shoulders n shit. and if he calls your bluff and gets in your face, start screamin help! help! this hoodlem is trying to steal my wallet!!

hahaha that'll teach the little punk ass bitch lol

captainzeke on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
hilarious. i was tempted, except he weighed about 98 pounds, his arms were like strings, and his hair was perfect (like in the warren zevon song).

but, u made me laugh. thanks.

lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
Smiley thats right, im  badass lol...

except i dont smoke like this little smiley does.

but i can def rock the shades.

 

glad it made you crack up lol

my work here is done *blows across fingers and wipes them on shirt*

ontheway on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
LOL. now that is some fun creative writing going on here! 
lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
haha thats right, they dont call me Dane Cook for nothing....

 

actually ive never been called him before in my life....

but i should be! so yeah.... Smiley

ontheway on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
you should put your creativity to good use. you might be able to make money with that one of these days. if you don't do that yet. write a book or something. i promise i'll be one of the first customers in line!
lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
haha well thank you.

not so sure im that creative, but hey, the compliment was great!

if i ever write a book ill make sure i give u a signed free copy!!

ontheway on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
that would be really awesome!
lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
i do believe your swellin my head with these compliments lol....

there'll be no living with me now lol

ontheway on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
oh well, what can I say?!
captainzeke on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
makin friends on duncan's blog!
ontheway on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
well, could be. but it sure is an enjoyable conversation for change.
captainzeke on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
that's good and i am glad
captainzeke on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
i am gonna call you my little beams of sunshine!
ontheway on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
yes! for I sure am a ray of sunshine!
lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
ah hem??? you jealous??? lol
captainzeke on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
absolutely
lunchfly2415 on
Re: Not a big deal, but..........
good!

 
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