How do the dirty dishes multiply overnight while you sleep?

How come it's always my turn to cook dinner?

I feel honored people look at my blog and i haven't written anything in weeks.

I still marvel at how betty squirts when she cums .... i wonder how many women do?

Why is it lori knows how to pleasure me so well?

When do your boobs stop being perky?

Why do young women i meet look at me like they want to take me to bed ....LOL

How many women have tried the strapless strap-on and do they like it as much as i do?

Why did they increase the amount we pay for water after we conserved so much water, letting our lawns die, not washing our cars, washing clothes during the night, etc? (The water company told the utilities commission we didn't use enough water so they needed to raise rates), I'm confused...

i got my hair cut again, now hubby calls me his sassy kitty....

how many other women have enjoyed being pleasured by her female lover with a strapon while she was busy doing the same to her other female lover ....  L-C-B; C-B-L; B-C-L; C-L-B; L-B-C; B-L-C  ... yes every combination

How many of my friends would like to join me in one of my playdates.......

just things going through my mind ...