Oh dear

I'm going to be nice this time, and by saying that I mean I will not devulge the name of the person that inspired this post.  I wouldn't mind burying my fist in his face, if I do say so myself.  Shall we give him an arbitrary name to get us out of the "he" and "him" realm.  Let's call him...Justin Krakowsky. 

Now this Justin, he is kind of like the runt of a litter of puppies insomuch as he probably needs help wiping his ass.  Likening himself to an entertainer, he may still be seen purring like a cat, trying to stretch out his role as the Cowardly Lion in a high school adaptation of the Wizard of Oz, a most proper role if I do say so myself.  He also likes to fancy himself a Michael Jackson impersonator.  I'm not making this stuff up people, it falls in my lap, I wish I could create this kind of stuff.  So between "rrrrruffff's" you get a few "hehe's".  I must also note that he fancies himself as the second coming....of Weird Al Yankovic.  You absolutely have to appreciate his creative genious people.

Now whatever, right?  Why don't I just see him as pathetic as everyone else does?  Why do I dislike him so much more?  Kid is a habitual line-stepper that's why.  If he isn't trying to look even more like Pee-Wee Herman (if it's possible), he is doing something that is going to piss me off.  Lindsay can consitently come to me once a week with another story of how this kid is trying to get in her pants.  Let's disregard the fact that anyone who sleeps with this kid should not be respected.  I say anyone because a) I find it hard to believe no one has that low of a penetration standard and b) I have a hard time believing his persuasion is completely female oriented. 

Stop trying to bed my girlfriend pal, you haven'y gotten anywhere close when we were apart, nevermind while we are together.  Your guilt trips based on your failing friendship with her will not get you anything, but hey maybe Glinda the good witch is available.  Also feel free to make me the butt end of jokes with people I used to be in a band with, and do so when I am not present, as I would hate to see that you might have a set...

Ultimately I think his goal is make people laugh.  So everyone do yourself a favor and visit his myspace profile, look at his pictures and read where he says his best physical feature is his face.  Congratulations Justin, you just made me piss my pants.

Regards,

The guy who has what you want and is more creative than you could ever dream of...