Apparently my alarm clock is broken. It hasn't gone off in two days, but I have luckily waken up on time regardless. However, the horseshoe has to drop regardless, so the time has come for me to go out and get another one. This is annoying, because for the last 9 years, maybe longer, I have used the same alarm clock. I am absolutely in tune with getting up and manipulating the damn thing while not even be able to open my eyes yet. Now I have to learn a new clock, and I don't want to. Maybe I'll get one of those jazzy am/fm radios. Who knows?