I really wanted a good desktop day calendar.  One that tells you some quirky things everyday, a little fun fact to get started in the morning.  I got the freakonomics one because it was on clearance for one dollar at Barnes and Noble, 90 cents after my membership discount.  That's a little less that a quarter a day if you do the math, so there definately is bang for the buck.  I just wish that I would get more interesting topics than the ones this thing gives me.  I mean it is interesting to know that 30% of African women think it is acceptable for a man to beat his wife is she burns the food, but why can't you tell me something useful, as opposed to the fact that Africans are just a tad behind the times.  Like I didn't know this already.  Someone get me a good page a day calendar for next year.  Start looking now, because I want the perfect one.  And if you get me a goddamned Jeff Foxworthy, or Larry the Cable guy or 365 Uses for Duct Tape one, I'll slap you in the mouth.  As a matter of fact, if you get me anything Larry the Cable guy, you get two slaps.  I know you might be thinking, why should I get this asshole anything?  I'll tell you why.  I will give you a nice handshake and a thank you, and I will devote a post on mindsay to your greatness.  That is well worth it, if I do say so myself; and since I just typed this out, I did say so myself.  

 

I've reached my 100th post recently, that's pretty good considering it appeared as if I would never make 50.  Thanks a lot Mindsay, because of your weird tag suggestions, I have to learn what "Guy Fawkes Day" is.  If it doesn't involve some sort of primate, it is by default disappointing.