A different kind of survey

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: cilantro
2. Bakery: baguettes

3. Meat: chicken breasts
4. Frozen: pizza
5. Dry goods: pasta


Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. Black pants

2. Black jacket

3. Dr. Martens

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Shennanigans!
2. On the chip.

3. But what will happen?
4. Bum bum!
5. Goulet.

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Waking up with my wife

2. Interweb
3. Slacking

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Interweb

2. movies
3. reading
4. napping
5. writing

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Penguins
2. Lemurs

3. Snakes

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. The Daily Show
2. The Colbert Report

3. Boston Legal
4. House


You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
I'm never hungry for ice cream, and I don't eat the stuff.

1. Strawberry

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. Green Card
2. SS Card

3. Bidness cards
4. Red Robin lunch card

5. Driver's License

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Surgeon
2. Lawyer
3. Slacking Mogul
4. Chef

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Be confident
2. Life will be MUCH better in the future