I would say my day was a giant clusterfuck, but that would be a lie. My life is a giant clusterfuck.
Bright and early this morning, I was digging in the cooler at work, and I pulled out a large, unmarked container.
The contents of the container turned out to be italian sausage soup.
How did I find this out you ask?
Well, someone neglected to secure the lid properly and as the unfortunate morning girl (re: me) pulled the container out, it tipped... and spilled... all over me. At seven in the morning.
I actually had italian sausage down my shirt. And in my shoes. And in my hair.
The worst part about it? I was completely unsurprised that this happened. Because I am a walking disaster and things such as this happen every day.
Which is how I can find such amusement in them.
Because if you can't laugh at yourself, other people will just do it for you.
Note to self: Start bringing an change of clothes to work.